Old friend, Milton Bradley, now on his 8th team, recently channeled his inner Scarface, by saying that he's the bad guy in the MLB and compared himself to Kanye and Ron Artest:

If I was a musician, I'd be Kanye West. If I was in the NBA, I'd be Ron Artest," the 31-year-old former Expo, Indian, Dodger, Athletic, Padre, Ranger and Cub said this week. "In baseball, they've got Milton Bradley. I'm that guy. You need people like me, so you can point your finger and go, 'There goes the bad guy."

Of course, Ferio jumped on the opportunity to mock Bradley in the only way he knows how-photoshop:

Ken Rosenthal wrote an article today which calls out Frank McCourt for being a bad owner. This is pretty much common knowledge to us Dodger fans, but this particular fact (that I had previously been unaware of) hurt the most:

The Dodgers’ payroll will be lower than the Minnesota Twins’

Ouch.

My girlfriend found a ticket stub from a September 27, 1998 game between the Dodgers and the Brewers. She swears up and down that the autograph is from a member of the Dodgers from that day.

I can't figure it out, and looking through the roster she didn't recognize the name. Help a brotha out!

It's been a topic of discussion for a while now, but I wanted to whip out a quick photoshop.

He reported to camp this spring about 25 pounds bigger than last year. His theory: He lost some pop last season and the extra muscle will help him regain his power stroke.

All that muscle is gonna have an effect. 25 home runs minimum for R-Mart. I'm calling it right now.

Also, please listen to me when I say to keep your Google Safe Search ON when looking for bodybuilder pictures. I saw some things that I could've gone my entire lifetime without seeing.