Between Mexico's sad 1-1 tie in the World Cup opener, the Dodgers getting swept at home by the Angels, and the Lakers losing 3 of 4 to the Celtics, I've been much too depressed to post. But today, I saw something that pulled me out of my funk. It is because this man is starting for the Reds today:




Aaron Harang. Yes, Aaron Harang. Why, when hes pitching against the Dogers? Because Ferio has an uncanny resemblance to him. He is the Mexican version of Aaron Harang and he knows it which is why he hates Harang. I've told him that he should go to Cincy and rob a bank and live in the Bahamas while Harang goes to jail, but I haven't convinced/liquored him up enough to get him to do it yet. Too bad its not at Dodger Stadium so Ferio can buy seats behind homeplate and freak him out. Starting at 4pm, I'm going to barrage Ferio with texts like "It must suck pitching against your favorite team" or "Damn, the ump is not giving you the outside corner today".

Thank you, Aaron Harang, thank you.