After a brief visit with his local psychic and drug dealer, L-Ram has come up with 10 predictions for the year. Each more ridonkulous than the last.

1) It will not take Russell Martin until June 20th to hit his 1st HR this year.

2) Juan Pierre is going to hit .300 with 100 runs scored and 60 stolen bases, but his OBP is going to be .310

3) Matt Kemp is going to be a 30/30 player this year

4) Charlie Haeger is going to win 10 games this year

5) Chad Billingsley is going to finish in the top 3 of NL Cy Young voting

6) James Loney is going to hit 20 HR’s this year

7) The Dodgers are going to win the NL West and Colorado will get the Wild Card

8) Jonathan Broxton will not blow a save in the NLCS against the Phillies this year.

9) The Dodgers will beat the Phillies this year and make it to their first World Series in 22 years.

10) The Yankees will sweep the Dodgers in the World Series.

My Dodger game boycott begins today so I'll be fasting, and refusing to attend any Dodger games, no matter how enticing, until Frank sells the team. Wish me luck!