The McCourts Separate
Dodgers owner Frank McCourt and his wife Jamie, the team's chief executive, have separated, raising questions about the potential effect of their rift on the ownership of the franchise as the Dodgers prepare to start the National League Championship Series against the Philadelphia Phillies today at Dodger Stadium.
Now, I ain't saying she a gold digga'...

If Frankie got himself a prenup before his marriage to Jamie, then there shouldn't be any issues, but if he didn't, well then it's possible we'll have to start looking for a new owner. Here's a list of potential candidates.
  • Arte Moreno: He wants L.A.'s real team. I'm sure he's dreamt of the opportunity.
  • Marc Cuban: He's an asshole with a lot of money.
  • Rush Limbaugh: He's an asshole with a lot of money (apparently).
  • El Chapo Guzman: He needs a money laundering front.
I'm full of shit, I know, all of this doesn't mean anything right now. The Dodgers are valued at $722 million dollars. I suggest one of you start up a site like this and we'll all get to make personnel decisions based on online polls.

We'll all get to be Billy Beane and have a puppet for a manager to do our bidding, and you can remove the "Fantasy" part of your GM entry on your resume.

MAKE IT HAPPEN!

P.S. I just noticed I entered into a photoshop battle with M. Brown.