As a follow-up to L-Ram's post, I'm starting a movement. L-Ram will be going on a hunger strike, and I'll be abstaining from auto-erotic asphyxiation until Scott Elbert starts a game for our Dodgers.

The signing of Vicente Padilla reeks of a desperation move of a team that's clinging to contention, which in my opinion, is not what the Dodgers are. We should be reaching in-house to fill the holes that are created by injury or otherwise.

Until then, join the movement!